thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words
poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 

poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do